Hey kids, just a friendly reminder that Metal Month is almost over and my birthday (the 30th) is the last day to get your submissions in, so get to it. HOSS's Measure of Metal is a very flexible scale. For instance, you could replace the game of Risk with any classic board game. And you could change the Cheetos to any snack that ends in o, like Doritos, or Fritos, or Beef Jerky. Or with the dragon, any mythical beast will earn you that spot, be it a dragon, a minotaur, or Dio. And as for the gingerbread church, well we didn't want to infringe too much on Emperor's territory, so we burnt down a fake church that we can eat afterwords. As for all you gingerbread church going people, deal with it. To truly enjoy HOSS's Measure of Metal, you need the proper music. For you lower end people try some Whitesnake or Poison. For everyone in the middle, bust out the classics, like Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, or Iron Maiden. And for you hardcore "up to eleven" people, move to a Scandinavian country of your choice. Alright I have some dragon hide armor to forge so I am outta here.

HOSS