hey kids, whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

one's a sick duck and...i forget the rest but your mother's a WHORE! all your mothers!

love
HOSS

STEREO 7 SUCKS! Ha ha, naw I'm just messing with ya, Ted. You guys remember Stereo 7, right? We kind of half-assed sponsored them back in like July or something. I don't know why we're making fun of 'em now. Anyways, that whole middle panel is made up of different stories I've heard about different bands on the road. Only the pissing in the bedroom relates to Stereo 7. (Ask them about it. It's Hi-larious. Oh, wait, maybe I wasn't supposed to mention that. Oh well, can't go back and delete it now... well, I could, but look how far I've gone. Nope, too late!) Anyways, I hope they're not too offended at what we said about 'em. And for the record, at the time of this ranting, their horn section was made up of two girls (or women). And more for the record, Ducky Boy has never met Stereo 7 cuz he had moved to Cleveland a few weeks before they came here. Then he didn't get to see 'em in Cleveland cuz he sucks (moreover his work sucks). And finally for the record, hot nacho cheese should not be used as a facial cleanser. It burns like... like... like hot nacho cheese on your face.

Merch page is updated! Buy stickers. They will get you laid. (In actuality, the stickers will not get you laid. Maybe if you showered more, you would get laid. The stickers will get you beat up at school... more.)

off the train,
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