The Destruction of Everything You Know, and How I Can Make It Possible.
A short of events synopsis by Baron Von Drewsuf!!!! I am sitting here at my computer dwelling about new and better ways to tweak my plans for world domitnation. I was also perusing this fine site when I noticed the Links page. I saw my two most favoritest bands in the whole wide world on there for you to go enjoy. I was pleasantly surprised, but I had to laugh. Just for kicks I clicked on the link to the Murder City Devils site to see what was in the works. I already knew the answer. NOTHING THEY BROKE UP!!! Now you might ask. Why would you laugh at this. If my favorite band in the world broke up, I would cry myself into a comatose state. Well, I did the first few times. You see, I have the power to destroy bands. Many of my favorite bands have been disbanded. It is like a curse. Let us start with My favorite band, The Murder City Devils. ((AFI is also my favorite band, I love them both equally)) Almost at the peak of my liking them, they disbanded. Luckily the formed back into an equally great band, Dead Low Tide. Dead Low Tide broke up nine months after they became a band. At The Drive-In, another one of my favorite bands. Scattered to the winds. Soundgarden. Gone. Refused quickly became one of my favorite bands, then I find out they are broken up. The Presidents of the United States of America, release a third album just to break up, thanks. All the classic rock I will never get to see live, gone. ((even though I don't claim those, because most broke up before I was born, but STILL!!))I tell you it is unfair. I know there are more, but I can't think of them. BUT!!, this power of mine does not extend only to MY bands. I was the cause of the fall of Craig's brother. Hoss was a big fan of them, he had a burned copy of their cd Lost at Sea that I had managed to get a hold of. After a long period of it sitting in the toolbox of my truck, I found it and discovered it. Very good. They soon crumbled into oblivion. So please, send me your favorite music. I would be more than happy to listen to it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FUCK... ya know... and as I was writing this.. I was looking at another one of my favorite bands, The Deviates, and it looks like they have possibly broken up as well. SEE. I told you. Send me all your music NOW!!! I have lives to ruin.
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